From the WTF Files: Twilight Eclipse Images Hit the Web

And by WTF, I mean what’s the big freakin’ deal? Of course, I am posting them, so that makes me sort of a Twileech, but really these are so nondescript they could be from any one of the three movies. Oh, heavens! Look! It’s Edward and Bella standing in a forest and surely he’s telling her she’ll never see him again or something else ragingly melodramatic.

I’m betting Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are just about done with the Twilight franchise at this point. If they didn’t have the off-screen romance and huge amounts of freetime ganja smoking, those two would be ready to physically harm the next teenager (read: middle-aged woman) screaming “Oh Em Gee! Edward and Bella!”

At any rate, November 20th and The Twilight Saga: New Moon will come and go quickly, but not to fret Twihards, lurking around the corner, cowered in the shadows with his frumpy hair, pale skin and almost-a-unibrow, is Edward Cullen and the June 30th release of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Behold the vanilla images below to whet your appetite for the movie’s summer release.