Ashley Greene is a Reason for Dudes to See New Moon

Your a dude. You like the ladies. Your girlfriend/wife/significant other wants you to see The Twilight Saga: New Moon, but you can’t think of anything more excruciating. A trip to the dentist for a root canal sounds better. You’d even rather watch reruns of Little House on the Prairie while having uncontrollable diarrhea. Anything but Edward and Bella.

Well, fellas, say hi to Ashely Greene. She played Alice Cullen in last year’s Twilight and is reprising the role in The Twilight Saga: New Moon and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. She is amazingly hot and this picture from her Maxim photo shoot proves that fact. So, yeah, maybe shelling out a full-priced ticket for this vampire chick flick isn’t such a terrible idea after all.

16 comments On Ashley Greene is a Reason for Dudes to See New Moon

  • Eh, not so much.

  • Uh seriously? She looks retarded as Alice and I’m pretty sure she’s nip-less in Maxim (creepy). Judging from the last Twilight she might get 10 min tops in the movie. I might have to say she’s not a reason to see New moon. Just tell your wife to snag some friends and leave you to the squirts at home.

    As for me I’ve already bought my tickets and plan to camp out the night before just to get the best seats in the house! Oh new moon I’ve waited so long.

  • omg i am so excited to see it . .

  • Dan: Erroneous! Erroneous!

    Hammer: You’re a chick, I wouldn’t expect you to understand. :)

    Jacob: I’m having a hard time accepting your excitement.

  • I’m with Hammer. Unless you like no boobs and a mini nose.

  • Catfight! She’s hot. Live with it.

  • No, she’s not. You’ve been blinded by the spell of cleavage.

  • Dan’s correct. She’s not very hot. Nothing wrong with no boobs, by the way. The coat hanger look is not all bad, as evidenced by 300.

  • Im with Andy, She’s a hot tasty morsel of a vixen.

    But This movie needs to die, if your campin out for New Moon then something in your young adult life went horribly wrong and im sorry that it did please stop wishing you were a pro angst, ghey wrist slitting vampire who sparkles in the sunlight..


    Geezus someone get me a towel..

  • Oh Danny if you only knew! I’m about as sarcastic as it gets when it comes to New moon…now my friends not so much.

  • Lol..nice.

    ..And really im just pokin fun, the great thing about movies is how they speak to us personally.
    For instance i really liked Jumper..and its a horrible movie but i really liked it and i dont know why.
    Im embarrassed to admit i picked it up on bluray.

    Twilight was no worse a movie than jumper and i get why people like it so much, its just so fun and easy to make fun of them.)

  • Danny! You showed a glimpse of acquiescence (weakness)! Repent!

  • Thank you, Leo.

  • Lemmie boys are hawt for the wolf kid?

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