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Captain America Director Talks Jurassic Park Re-Boot and Boba Fett

by Andy

Oh, man! Just the what the world needs right now! More Jurassic Park and more Star Wars! Please, dear Lord in Heaven, make this not happen. Yes, according to the traffic whores sleuths at MovieWeb.com (HA!), Joe Johnston, director...

Signs of the Looming Apocalypse: Piranha 3DD Begins Production

by Andy

I love movies where killer fish go wild on unsuspecting humans and when I say movies I really mean Jaws. Everything else is utter crap. True story. When Piranha 3D came out last summer, I held my breath and...

Sharks + Bikinis = Awesomeness

by Andy

There really haven’t been any breathtaking, blow-your-mind, first-class shark movies since Jaws in 1977 and I highly doubt Shark Night 3D, due in theaters on September 2, 2011, will change that fact. Still, sharks are awesome and so are...

Mysterious Halo Images Promise a Halo Movie that Looks Like Turd

by Andy

I promise to withhold total judgment until this fan film is completely finished, but as a fan of Halo and someone who wishes Microsoft would pull their heads out of their asses and make the damn thing already, this...

Fraggle Rock Movie Presumed Dead

by Andy

And thank the dear Lord in Heaven for that miracle. That is all. Move along.

Happy Wednesday to ME! Beckinsale in Black Leather!

by Andy

The Underworld series of vampire vs. lycans movies are high on my list of guilty-pleasure cinema and a big reason for that pleasure comes from the oh-so-sexy Kate Beckinsale and the way she busts caps into werewolf booty whilst...

Please, Sir, Can I Have a Dead Space Movie?

by Andy

According to Dead Space 2′s in-game calculator, I’ve wasted spent 30 hours of my life, since late January, dismembering necromorphs (see: wetting myself out of fear) and galavanting across The Sprawl, looking like a bad ass space cowboy with...

Reneswhat?! Edward & Bella’s Spawn Now Online!

by Andy

Ever wondered what Edward & Bella’s half-vampire, half-human little girl, Renesmee (WTF!), would look like? I know I sure did and now I know! Below is the first-ever image of Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy) from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn...

Hunger Games PG-13 and Steinfeld a Possible Katniss

by Andy

The Hunger Games, while not on the epic fan level as Twilight or Harry Potter, definitely has a massive fanbase and the filmmakers, specifically director Gary Ross, are not looking, despite the violence and sexuality in the young adult...

Breaking Dawn Image Reveals Sexytime for Ed and Bella

by Andy

We are still months away from seeing any sort of teaser trailer for Bill Condon’s The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get your Twihard fix right here and now with this image of Edward and...

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