Cranky Monday

George “Moneybags” Lucas Ready to Ruin a New Star Wars Trilogy

by Andy

So I finished playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II last night, and despite some ho-hum reviews of the game, I was reminded how awesome Star Wars is when George Lucas isn’t sticking his silly, emotionless, underwhelming hands into...

If It Wasn’t Fake, Arbor Daze Would Be Real

by Dan

There’s something loathsome about about the fabricated “family” films major studios putting out. You know the kind– dumbed down to oblivion, they feel like vapid, assembly lined back door attempts to make kids stupid. At once I feel guilty...

Cranky Monday: Pete Hammond Can Suck It

by Andy

Do you know who Pete Hammond is? You probably don’t recognize his picture and he probably looks like he could be your accountant or possibly the manager of your local grocery store. But you do in fact know Pete...

Cranky Monday: What the Hell’s so Special About Taiwan Anyway, Avatar?

by Dan

Don’t get me wrong. Taiwan is rad. SO rad. Not only rad enough that the U.S. would go to fisticuffs with China over it, but rad enough the Avatar campaign bus has just dropped off a load of new...

Cranky Monday: Bad Mannered Movie Patrons = A-Holes

by Andy

If you get out your cell phone after the lights have dimmed in a movie theater and text or talk, you are a bad mannered jackass. If you think the movie is your own personal Mystery Science Theater 3000...

CRANKY MONDAY: Sequel Proves Vampire Fans Will Watch Anything

by Dan

“Vampires are lame. LAME.” That’s a mantra around here and one, if we’re being honest, one more people should live by. With it, we’d be free of the embarrassingly self-titled Twihards, Victorian vampire lovers (I’m looking at you pale...

CRANKY MONDAY: Blair Witch Dudes See “Paranormal Activity”, Stupidly Think World Wants More Blair Witch

by Dan

1999 was the year the world almost came to an end thanks to the number 19 and the year 2k, but the world ushered in the Willenium anyway. It was also the year The Blair Witch Project became the...

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