Dear Kristen Stewart: This is Not a Good Look for You

They say when two people are in love they start to take on the other’s characteristics and, some say, physical characteristics. Yeah, well, that must be the case here, because Kristen Stewart is channeling Robert Pattinson’s Edward Cullen in this picture from a premiere of The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Oh, and while you’re considering how not cute Kristen is looking in that picture, make sure to remind yourself how hot Ashley Greene is. And now I’m done with AATM’s weekly “I want to be US Magazine” post. Please take your seats and we’ll get back to the business of movies.

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22 comments On Dear Kristen Stewart: This is Not a Good Look for You

  • Hmm..i think she looks kinda hawt in that pic but i like short hair on women.

    This doesnt change the fact that she gets on my nerves.

  • This chick is hot-she’s always wearing really small dresses that ride up really high. Ashley Greene looks like a boring beauty queen and can get chubby-Kristen’s doesn’t get sloppy like that.

  • I just watched her on Jimmy Fallon right now, you’re nuts. She kept throwing a football in heels and minidress. She’s hot.

  • Who doesn’t want to bang Bella? She just did that Joan Jett movie where she has a sex scene with Dakota Fanning too. Sexy lilttle tenderloin.

  • KRisten’s face is gorgeous there actually. Beautiful green eyes. I’ve got a girlcrush on her though, she’s got the hottest legs and she’s besties with Joan Jett. While Ashley hangs with Chace Crawford. I mean, come on.

  • ps, Andy baby, here’s a picture where Kristen is girlcrush worthy for me:

    http://www.popsugar.com/6227883?page=0,0,45

  • I got my tickets for the midnight movie tonight and I am so excited I can’t wait to see how they brought this book to life. I’m totally Team Jacob though, I mean come on he is so hot in this one, check out these great pics I found

    http://www.iheartradio.com/cc-common/gallery/display.html?album_id=198111&cmp=newmoonpics_ADS

  • Bah. Nitpicky. She’s playing Joan Jette in a role for “The Runaways”- hair’s a reflection of that. Not much you can do with a shaggy 80’s style mane but grow it back out and let it have a life of its own in the mean time. Cut the girl some slack, Man!

  • HOLY HORN DOGS!! Clearly some folks need a little action!! The teeth are a little distracting for me but all and all I think she’s hot. BTW Andy your girlfriend might have actually topped over 10 min face time in New Moon and I’m sure you’ll be at the midnight show because of it.

  • This girl is banging. I saw her on TV last night in a micromini quarterbacking like a pro-nice spirals. What more could you ask for? I hate hair extensions I like she doesn’t put those on while she grows out the Jett hair. The Alice girl just glued a bunch of horse hair on her head, you can never touch a girl’s hair when she has extensions it sucks. My ex had them and they were nasty.

  • What are you, a twelve year old girl? You don’t sound like US magazine, you sound like tween twihards with female genitals who argue over who is prettier in the Twilight cast over at communities like “I HEART ROB4EVER!” And I just checked out your Ron Perlman doppleganger photo, so I know Andy ain’t short for Andrea.

  • Good word use with doppelganger (even thought you spelled it wrong), Celia, and thanks for the Perlman comment. I loved him in Blade II. But other than that all I can say is: Drip, drip. You are angry and possibly a pedophile.

    As for you dudes that think Kristen is smokin’ hot, I say: to each his own. Everybody’s taste is different. Some people like big nostrils and that drugged-out, pasty, I-might-have-male-private-parts look. And that’s okay.

    As always, thanks for the comments!

  • You are sorta catty like a chick. lol I get everyone having different tastes, but she’s a teenager still and ripping her apart and saying she has a wang is sorta weird to do for a grown man. You are overdoing it, I would have thought you were talking about Ron Perlman the way you go on about her looks.

  • I think we can now officially not take Rolly, Lola, Nate, Celia and Teri seriously. Why? Because they are the same person. Same email and same IP address. For shame, sir. And I’m guessing you really are a sir, because only dude’s would be that LAME and that DOUCHEY. Thank the Lord for IP addresses.

  • I agree, she looks scary!

  • Well, we can take one of them seriously. Or all of them as one– it’s like a schizophrenic collective!

  • “Some people like big nostrils and that drugged-out, pasty, I-might-have-male-private-parts look. And that’s okay.”

    Damnit Andy..who told you?

    Guilty as charged..

  • Okay, after watching New Moon I will say I have judged Kristen somewhat harshly. As Bella Swan, she is very attractive. And yes, so is Ashley Greene as Alice Cullen. So there. I said it.

  • Hmm..i think she looks kinda hawt in that pic but i like short hair on women.

    This doesnt change the fact that she gets on my nerves.

  • I saw that. She looked like a truck driver in drag. Although, I guess a truck driver would have some muscle development in his/her lower legs. She looks like a polio victim with shriveled calves. I really can't bear to look at her much less hear her speak or watch her go through her many ticks.

  • She's got the mental aptitude of the bat-shit crazy Farrah Fawcett.

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