Remember that first GI Joe trailer from way back in the Super Bowl? If that got you excited enough to unwrap all the GI Joe toys stashed away in the air-tight acid proof vault in your basement, this new full-length trailer will either send you into convulsions or have you crying for the glory days of the weekday cartoon series.
Either way, GI Joe’s got a new, longer trailer with more footage, more explosions and more Frenchiness. That’s right– since it’s for the French market, this GI Joe trailer doesn’t care if you can’t read French subtitles, because you’re getting them anyway, Sucker.
A hearty thanks to the en Francais website Allocine (which has since taken it down) for bringing this nugget to U.S. attention: