Happy Birthday Father! I love you so much! I just want everybody to know my dad is freaking awesome and all the other girls of the world should be very, very jealous. See that picture over there? That was taken before my dad and I went to my first Fall Out Boy concert. Of course you are going to look at me and see how cute and adorable I was. What am I saying? I still am adorable. Anyway, but see how cute we both are. My dad is awesome and you think I would be sad on his birthday because he is getting closer to middle aged which means closer to dying, but I’m not I’m just glad he is my dad. I love him so much I suffer threw dumb movies (Hereafter) and ones that make want to pee my pants and never sleep again. Guess what? I don’t do that for anybody else except sometimes my mom and sometimes those British movies are good.
Well I hope you have a wonderful birthday Dad. Don’t worry when I’m rich and famous I will get you that monkey and the summer home in Fiji. And I will be there for you when you are old and can’t walk anymore to hire a nurse to do the stuff I would never do even if I could boil my hands afterwords. I love you dad and I am so lucky to have a dad like you. I hope you are crying over this. Just thought I’d let you know that. So even if you’re not lie to me and say you are. That is all.