Say what you want about Michael Bay and poop all you want on Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen, but Bay knows how to make a slick action movie. You can argue story and substance all day long, but you can’t debate beauty and bang, because that’s what Bay does best. This is completely evident in the newest and longest trailer for the third movie in the Transformers franchise, Transformers: Dark of The Moon. I watched this two and a half minute preview with my mouth open, drool slipping out and I nearly had a Viagra moment. Is there anything cooler than cities getting ravaged by pissed off Decepticons, or does anything scream awesome more than Optimus Prime doing Autobots-Ninjas-on-Ice as he twirls through city streets splitting bad guys in half? Don’t answer. Shhhhhhh. Let me. The answer is a resounding NO! Check out the trailer below and prepare to wet yourself.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon comes to theaters on July 1, 2011 and stars Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, Patrick Dempsey, Alan Tudyk, Ken Jeong, John Malkovich and Frances McDormand.