New Twilight Image Reveals Nothing, Fans Still Collectively Poop Pants with Excitement!

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Is Martin Scorsese your father, Edward?

A new image from The Twilight Saga: New Moon hit the web today and it gets a hearty double meh from me, but probably three cartwheels and some gibbley-infested underpants from the Twihards. What does this image show or tell us? Absolutely nothing and yet everything. I don’t know about you, but I’m basking in the pasty furriness that is Edward’s (Robert Pattinson) face and the stoic, ganja-induced haze over Bella’s (Kristen Stewart) countenance.Β  This is probably a scene in the movie where Edward is lamenting about something and Bella is talking about something back to him! Oooooh! I can’t wait! I’m so excited!

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