I realize this is just Dane Cook having a Cialis moment about what movies he’d like to be a part of, but honestly, if this ever happened, I’d take all my Christopher Nolan movies out into the street and set them on fire. I’d also set my Batman underpants on fire and would drive to Joel Schumacher’s house, drop to one knee and punch him in the satchel. Yes, that’s how terrible, awful and unforgiving a Dane Cook Batman casting would be. He could play a limo driver or just a guy sitting at a park bench watching squirrels and not have any dialog and I’d still go with my plan of devastation and nutsackular jihad. Check out the MTV clip below courtesy of MTV’s Movie Blog.
“What would your Riddler be like?” Really? I hope the girl interviewing lost her job and in in a bread line right now.
Did I mention I think Dane Cook blows? No? Well, he does.