After a number of screenings, reviews are coming in for this weekend’s Summer Opener: X-men Origins: Wolverine… and they’re pretty much what you would have expected from a crown spoiled by two previous X-Men films by Bryan Singer: slightly worse than middling. Which is fine, considering tracking date knows you better than you know yourself and demands a super high probability that most everyone who likes watching explosions in the dark will see this one no matter what critics say. And really, what do critics (present company excluded) know anyway? Nothin’ about the cash drawing power of adamantium claws, a hairy chest and a fanged Liev Schrieber, that’s what.
To read what the country’s most notable critics are saying about Wolverine, only to slap them in their collective faces by buying a ticket anyway, click here.