This plain, boring, zero-inspiration, third-grade Photoshop poster for the “Clash of the Titans” remake isn’t going to stop me from geeking out and circling March 26, 2010 on my calendar. No sir! In fact, I’m actually wondering if the remake can even come close to trumping the two hours of awesome that is the 1981 version. That movie satisfied all my third-grade appetites – nudity, crazy creatures, hairless dudes in skirts fighting with swords, winged horseys and enough herky jerky stop-motion animation to make me scratch my head 28 years later and wonder how in the name of Ray Harryhausen did I ever think those effects were cutting edge? So yeah, the stupid poster is above and the booty kickin’ trailer for “Clash of the Titans” circa 1981 is below.