According to the press release, there will be contests, autographed merchandise raffles, giveaways, limited edition merchandise (including collectible clothing and memorabilia).  Boy oh boy! I don’t know about you, but that sounds like it could be the most gag-inducing best night of my life! Lord knows my existence would be incomplete if I don’t see some pasty goth girl with an Edward and Bella tattoo, or an army of braces-wearing tweens lusting, with their moms, over Jacob’s six-pack abs.

Again, check back on Friday for more details!

***UPDATE***

Just got word on the location of the New Moon craziness:

From 10PM to midnight on 3/19 -

Wal-Mart
13502 S. Hamilton View Road
Riverton, UT 84065

If you go, take some pics and email them to me at andrewamorgan AT gmail.com. We’ll post them up!

I didn’t either until she bared her booty for PETA in a Twilight-esque advertisement speaking out against wearing fur. According to IMDB.com, Ms. Serratos portrayed Angela Weber in Twilight and is slated to reprise the role in next week’s The Twilight Saga: New Moon and June 2010′s The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. According to The Twilight Saga Wiki, Angela becomes a good friend to Bella after her depression in New Moon. Looks like Serratos/Angela has shown her new moon, as well!

Ba dum dah! Ching! Thanks, I’ll be here all week.

Personally, I’m not a fan of PETA and its tactics, but I do think wearing fur is a tacky fashion choice. As far as this ad goes, well, you have to hand it to PETA for milking Twilight to their advantage. I’m sure it won’t hurt Ms. Serratos to bare her airbrushed derriere either. Probably the only one fuming about this is Stephanie Meyer. Perhaps Oprah will bring this up when she chats with Stephanie Meyer this Friday on her show. I doubt it, but you know Meyer’s Mormonism, politics and possibly gay and lesbian issues are likely on tap.

Either way, click for Christian Serratos PETA ad. It’s just a bare butt, but still, probably NSFW.