Hot Tub Time Machine Filled to the Brim with F**k?

I have made no secret of my love for Roger Ebert and his writing. Notice I didn’t say movie reviews or critiques. Mr. Ebert and I don’t always see eye-to-eye, but his reviews are always a pleasure to read. He is articulate, funny and knows his stuff. Even with all his health problems, he is sharp and upbeat and flowing with life. I was reading his review of Hot Tub Time Machine when I came across this gem of a paragraph:

I can’t be sure, but I think the density of the f-word reaches the saturation point in “Hot Tub Time Machine.” I may have heard it employed as three different parts of speech in the same sentence. One wonders if American-spoken English could survive without it. What did we say in the old days? It must have been a quiet land.

“It must have been a quiet land.” Classic.

At any rate, having seen Hot Tub Time Machine, I wondered how many f-words the movie had in its quiver of vulgarity. Maybe I’m desensitized, but I didn’t think it was chock full of fudge like Ebert did. And I was right – according to KidsinMind.com, it has 191 f-words. That doesn’t even come close some well-known movies that have double the f-bombs. Check the f**k count out for these flicks below:

Summer of Sam (Spike Lee, 1999) – 435

Casino (Martin Scorsese, 1995) – 422

Alpha Dog (Nick Cassavetes, 2007) – 367

Running Scared (Wayne Kramer, 2007) – 315

Goodfellas (Scorsese, 1990) – 300

Narc (Joe Carnahan, 2002) – 297

Jarhead (Sam Mendes, 2005) – 278

The Departed (Scorsese, 2006) – 277

Pulp Fiction (Quentin Tarantino, 1994) – 265

The Big Lebowski (Joel & Ethan Coen, 1998) – 260

Does this mean anything? Does it matter? Who knows. It is interesting to note that more than two uses of the f-word will generally earn a picture an R rating. What’s the difference between one or two and 10, or 50 or 435? For morality, I’m not sure there is a difference, but for taste, probably.

One thing is certain: The f-word is injected into our culture on every level and is more acceptable nowadays than in times past. Another thing is clearly evident: Martin Scorsese sure does love him some f**k word.

Hot Tub Time Machine Red Band Trailer

Dear Lord in Heaven, between this and the MacGruber trailers I’ve pissed myself twice this week.

All I can say is this:

“What she means is that she works at the ski rental place. Right? And that’s her job is cleaning the poles.”

“I could be off, but I think it’s in reference to blowin’ a dude.”

Also, just to clarify, red band means restricted which translates to swearing and nudity. You have been warned.

Trailer Tuesday: Hot Tub Time Machine

Dan is headed off to the land of San Diego, which, as we all know, translates to “whale’s vagina” in German. So because I couldn’t decide between posting Cop Out or Hot Tub Time Machine, I’m going to post another Trailer Tuesday by proxy for ol’ Dan. I know this is what he would have wanted me to pick.

I just have no words for what I see in this preview. Will it suck? Yes. Will it be absolutely banal and moronic? You bet. Will it be glorious and become a must-see Man Weekend flick of choice? Damn straight.

Hot Tub Time Machine opens on March 19, 2010. Behold its glory below.

Hot Tub Time Machine Redband Trailer. No Really.

I just don’t even know what to say about this. I watched this, scratched my head and then had a moment of silence for all the brain cells I just lost and will lose when I Redbox this badboy three weeks after it’s theatrical release.