Jacob Black

Behold the Bland: New Twilight Eclipse Poster is 100% Lame

by Andy

I’m not a fan of The Twilight Saga, but this poster blows. I know, I know. I sound surprised. I’m not, but if I was a fan, I’d be disappointed. Plus, am I the only one who can’t figure...

23, March 2010 News, Posters 3 Comments

Breaking News: 99.7 Percent of Twilight Fans are Morons

by Andy

I realize it’s easy and popular to bash the Twihards, Stephanie Meyer’s craptastic writing and the whole fabric of the Twilight universe, but while I poke fun at the fanbase (divided equally between cougars and those who just bought...

26, February 2010 Just for Fun, News 1 Comment

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