Trailer Tuesday: Middle Men Redband Trailer

By ANDY MORGAN

The more I see of Middle Men, the more excited I am for its August 6, 2010 release date. And trust me, in this redband trailer, you get to see plenty of boobies and hear the f-word, but this movie is about the dawn of porn on the World Wide Web and the man who stepped in to establish the first online billing company dealing exclusively with adult entertainment, so you knew it was coming anyway.

I hope Middle Men injects some life into Luke Wilson’s career, because ever since he guest starred on The X-Files in 1998, I’ve been a fan. Wilson plays Jack Harris, the architect of the billing system and an overall straight-laced family man. This is most likely the guy you cursed as you tried to download “free” pictures of some busty amateur back in 1997 on your computer sporting the dial-up modem and Pentium II processor. Considering Utah loves pornography, I’m guessing Middle Men ought to pump out some serious cash in Utah County multiplexes.

Middle Men also stars Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar), James Caan (Get Smart), Gabriel Macht (Whiteout), Laura Ramsey (The Ruins), Jacinda Barrett (Poseidon), Kelsey Grammar (Fame), Kevin Pollak (Cop Out) and Robert Forester (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past). Take a look at the trailer after the jump and give me your thoughts.

New MacGruber Redband Trailer Promises to Rid the World of Cunth

Dieter Von Cunth, the bad guy in MacGruber. You sickos. Jeesh.

MacGruber hits theaters on May 21, 2010. I think it looks hilarious.

Trailer Tuesday: Midgets vs. Mascots Redband

Before I say anything about this movie, Midgets vs. Mascots, I have to warn you – this redband trailer is so very, very, very NSFW. It has boobs, thong-clad wannabe pornstars, simulated sex, midgets and hookers snorting coke and enough f-words to make Martin Scorsese blush.

Frankly, I had no idea this movie even existed until I read an article last week that detailed Scottie Pippen’s post-midget trauma due to his cameo in Midgets vs. Mascots. Apparently Mr. Pippen isn’t the only one traumtized, as Gary Coleman is considering a lawsuit to prevent his weenus from seeing any screen time.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say if you catch this in a theater (if it makes it that far) or rent this on DVD, you are an absolute gawking pile of garbage. I’m apologizing in advance for posting the trailer, as it shames me, but you have to see this to believe it. Just be prepared for tons of silicone inflated hoots and a crazy elf with coke dust in his mustachio.

(Redband) Trailer Tuesday – The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

I laughed my kiester off watching this redband trailer for “The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard,” which makes me worry the actual movie will suck. We’ll all know soon enough, as it’s due to hit theaters on August 14th. I just don’t see how a movie with Jeremy Piven (HBO’s “Entourage”), Ed Helms (“The Hangover”), Ken Jeong (“The Hangover”), Kathryn Hahn (“Revolutionary Road”), Ving Rhames (“Mission: Impossible III”), David Koechner (“Get Smart”) and Craig Robinson (“Pineapple Express”) could not be pee-your-pants funny. Throw in out-of-their-element actors James Brolin (“Last Chance Harvey”) and Alan Thicke (“Alpha Dog”), as well as Charles Napier (best remembered as Murdock from “Rambo: First Blood Part II”) and you’ve got the elements for some R-rated laughs.

Check out the trailer below and let me know what you think. Remember, it is a redband trailer.