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		<title>Breaking Dawn Teaser Trailer Reveals Bed-Breaking Freaky Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 21:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a year since we&#8217;ve had to commune, by choice or force, with Edward (Robert Pattinson), Bella (Kristen Stewart), Jacob (Taylor Lautner) and the whole Forks, Washington crew, including the pasty-skinned, pissy Volturi creepies from Italy, whom we&#8217;ve seen briefly in the last two films. But hold on tight, Twihards, because The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn &#8211; Part 1 hits theaters on November 18, 2011 and the first preview hit the web earlier in the week.  You can watch it below, courtesy of Yahoo! movies and Andy at The Movies.com. I&#8217;d sure love to know what you think. As for me, I don&#8217;t have much to say. It looks like more of the same. I&#8217;m not familiar with the Breaking Dawn story, but I do know Summit Entertainment is splitting the tale in half and Breaking Dawn &#8211; Part 2 hits theaters in November of 2012. I also know that Edward and Bella get married, get freaky and spawn some kind of mutant child that Jacob imprints with his little brokenhearted werewolf paw. If there were any justice in the world, Stephanie Meyer&#8217;s tale of vampire/lycan love would get an R rating, and considering what I saw in this trailer, it might come close. I don&#8217;t know what kind of Herculean Kama Sutra ol&#8217; Jacob can pull off in the sack, but if Edward Sparklechest is turning the honeymoon headboard into splinters, well, then it&#8217;s no wonder Bella picks the bloodsucker over the pound puppy. Check out the trailer below and let your opinion be known! Enjoy!]]></description>
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		<title>It’s Official, Twihards: One Year Wait Between Breaking Dawn Part One and Two</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 22:29:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twilight fans have been a spoiled bunch. In less than two years they’ve enjoyed three movies – Twilight, The Twilight Saga: New Moon, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse – hewed from their beloved Stephanie Meyer vampire/werewolf romance series of the same name. Star Wars fans had to wait six years for three movies and even Lord of The Rings groupies had to wait three years for their saga to be completed. Well, karma has come full circle, my friends. At last Twilight haters will have their revenge. Twihards were already grumpy about having to wait almost a year and a half between The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (released on June 30, 2010) and The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part I (releasing November 11, 2011), but now they’ll have to wait another year for Breaking Dawn – Part II to hit theaters on November 16, 2012. Despite the wailing, weeping, gnawing and gnashing of teeth by Team Edward and Team Jacob, this is a smart move by Summit Entertainment. This allows them to extend the life of Twilight and milk the franchise for every last drop of cougar cash. As a side note, and I should point out I’ve never read the Twilight books, I’d like to go on record by saying Breaking Dawn sounds like a crock of shit. Reading the plot summary on Wikipedia has literally made me want to punch my own testicles. All the will-she-or-won’t-she questions are gone and with it the suspense and drama and whatever semblance of a story Meyer had concocted before this fourth book, and that’s being generous. Breaking Dawn seems like Meyer’s attempt at being Switzerland, especially with Jacob “imprinting” himself on Bella’s newborn vampire-human daughter. Oh, you couldn’t have Bella, well hope lil’ sis is good enough. And that’s not all – will someone please explain to me how a vampire, the walking dead, can get a human pregnant? I mean, I’ve heard of shooting blanks, but what is a vampire shooting? In the end, I see Breaking Dawn as a flimsy, limp capstone to a franchise that was already borderline ridiculous to being with. In the end, I see Meyer’s saga for what it really is: a soap opera, full of kooky creatures and make believe, written as justification for a life’s worth of regretful, logic-based choices. She calls it fiction, but I see a four-part journal entry.]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Review: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (B)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 09:32:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By ANDY MORGAN Making fun of Twilight fans and bemoaning Stephanie Meyer’s novels and the subsequent movies is almost as easy as drumming up sarcastic jabs about Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton or Miley Cyrus. There’s no effort required. It’s easy. And it’s also out of control. It’s almost as popular to dump on the vampire-werewolf franchise as it is all the rage to scoop up Team Jacob or Team Edward paraphernalia at Hot Topic. Every time I see a teen with a mouthful of braces squeal her affection for the furry-browed Edward, or some 40 year-old lady, with the mileage of a bad marriage and five kids written on her countenance, gush at Jacob’s sculpted abs, I am simply befuddled beyond belief. How can such a ridiculous story cause such frenzy amongst its fanbase, most of whom are women? And then I think of Star Wars nerds. And Lord of the Rings geeks. And the worshipers of comic books. And I realize they are absolutely no different from the so-called Twihards. Wearing a Team Edward shirt is no different than wearing a shirt with Darth Vader, the Eye of Sauron, Batman, Harry Potter, or Optimus Prime. Fans are fans, and like it or not, Twilight is a phenomenon with a tremendous following. As such, it brings out the haters. And that’s fine, but the naysayers ought to think twice about skipping The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, because director David Slade (Hard Candy, 30 Days of Night) finally assembles all the wayward pieces of the last two films and leaves the audience with a fast-paced, action-filled soap opera that has both feet planted firmly in the realm of entertainment and less in the land of eye-rolling cheese. Fans of the Twilight books and movies will undoubtedly know step-by-step what is happening from the first frame of the film to the minute the end credits start to scroll, but newbies to Meyer’s world of humans, vampires and lycans might be a little lost. Don’t fret, though. That’s why I’m here. Here’s what I know: When Eclipse begins, Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) are doing what they do best – staring longingly into each other’s eyes and whispering sweet nothings of becoming undead against the backdrop of a bountiful Forks, Washington mountain meadow. Of course, the peace and quiet is only superficial, beyond the pastel flowers and sunshine is a world full of tough choices and hard realities, especially for a young girl who is only a high school senior. Should she marry Edward, or does she acknowledge her hidden feelings for hunky werewolf, Jacob (Taylor Lautner)? Should she and Edward do the horizontal mambo? Should she become a vampire? Anyone who has ever been in love and worried about making the right choice can understand the trepidation Bella feels. And while this has seemed dorky, almost comical, in the first two films, Stewart is able to channel a little more believability into Bella in Eclipse and her angst feels more palpable...]]></description>
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		<title>MTV Movie Awards Exclusive Twilight Eclipse Clip</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 23:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you missed the MTV Movie Awards yesterday, then you definitely missed this exclusive Eclipse clip (say that 10 times fast) and that means you also missed some serious Edward/Jacob tension. I&#8217;m not a Twilight fan, but The Twilight Saga: Eclipse might be the best film of the soon-to-be quintology. Click here to see the clip, or click the article headline above.]]></description>
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		<title>From the Files of Blah: New Twilight Eclipse Trailer Online</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 22:45:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Twilight Saga: Eclipse got a brand new trailer today &#8211; unveiled on Oprah &#8211; and while there isn’t any “I’ll fight for you until your heart stops beating” lines of love from six-packed lycans, there are certainly enough WTF moments to cause the Twitarded folks to scratch their heads and drool, which means there is enough nerd candy for the Twihards to suck on until June 30. I count myself, luckily, as Twilight illiterate, so I honestly had no clue what I was watching in this minute-plus clip. However, maybe it’s the rough quality from our pals at TrailerSpy.com, but this trailer seems a step down from the Eclipse full-length preview that hit the web in March. Or maybe it’s all the talk of this “epic battle” in Eclipse and all I see is a bunch of pasty-skinned Banana Republic models having it out with some Pound Puppies. Let&#8217;s be frank, this looks like turd. So…Twilight fans…please, enlighten me – what do you see in this preview that makes you either (a) giddy or (b) disappointed? Do the images onscreen seem to fit the story told in the book?]]></description>
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		<title>Behold the Bland: New Twilight Eclipse Poster is 100% Lame</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 22:50:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not a fan of The Twilight Saga, but this poster blows. I know, I know. I sound surprised. I&#8217;m not, but if I was a fan, I&#8217;d be disappointed. Plus, am I the only one who can&#8217;t figure out why Bella isn&#8217;t picking Jacob over Edward? I mean, just from the poster wouldn&#8217;t you go with the dependable hunk over the pasty-skinned, brooding vampire who is always running away? Seems clear to me, but then girls generally like the douchebags, so go figure. I suppose what they say is true: Nice guys do finish last. Enjoy the poster. Or not.]]></description>
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		<title>New Moon Available this Weekend = Twihard Depends Moment</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:44:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s almost been four months since Glittery Ed and Dour-Faced Bella were seen together with Jacob “The Real Wolfman” Black on the big screen in The Twilight Saga: New Moon, and the release of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is almost equally far off. But don’t fret, Twihards. You can hop online right now, or head to your local DVD store this Friday night, and pick up your copy of The Twilight Saga: New Moon. If you are looking to purchase your copy online and want to help Andy at The Movies earn a little revenue in the process, please order your DVD or Blu-ray from one of our affiliate partners below. Amazon.com The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Two-Disc Special Edition) &#8211; DVD, $20.49. The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Two-Disc Special Edition) &#8211; Blu-ray, $21.99. Best Buy.com (you can buy online and pick-up at your local Best Buy store!) The Twilight Saga: New Moon &#8211; Widescreen Subtitle AC3 Special &#8211; DVD, $20.49. The Twilight Saga: New Moon &#8211; Widescreen Dubbed Subtitle AC3 &#8211; Blu-ray, $21.99.]]></description>
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		<title>Twilight Eclipse Trailer = More of the Same</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twilight is what it is: Love it, hate it or care less. I don&#8217;t begrudge anyone their love for the series, but tend to hold coats in the &#8220;care less&#8221; line. The new trailer for the latest entry (directed by 30 Days of Night&#8216;s David Slade and chomping at the bit for its June 30 release) doesn&#8217;t help, considering it could have easily been used for last year&#8217;s New Moon. Has such a simple story ever felt like its climax has been so needlessly strung out? You know, besides Harry Potter? Bella: I hate my life&#8230; wait! Oh, you&#8217;re hot. And pale. Edward: Yes, I am. I&#8217;m also a 100-something year old pedophile, but luckily I&#8217;m trapped in this teenage body because I&#8217;m a vampire. Bella: &#8211;Swoon&#8211; I&#8217;m so in love with you. Edward: I love you too. And by I love you too, I mean you smell really good and I want to eat your neck. Bella: Go for it, but I think some other vampires want my neck. Edward: No they don&#8217;t. I killed them. Bella: Swoon. Jacob: Wait, Bella. I love you too&#8230; but I&#8217;m a werewolf. Bella: Gross. Wet dogs stink. Edward: Hey guys, what&#8217;s up? I went away for a while but now I&#8217;m back. Bella: I want you in my underpants. Edward: You sure? Ok. Beat it, Jacob. Bella: I&#8217;m preggers. Edward: Sweet. Bella: Here, Jacob. I like you. You can have my vampire daughter. Jacob: Sweet. I love her. Bella: Swoon. THE END. That said&#8230; Cougars, unfulfilled housewives, teen ladies and the handful of guys still in the closet about loving this stuff, your wait is over. Behold the trailer for Twilight: Eclipse.]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking News: 99.7 Percent of Twilight Fans are Morons</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I realize it’s easy and popular to bash the Twihards, Stephanie Meyer’s craptastic writing and the whole fabric of the Twilight universe, but while I poke fun at the fanbase (divided equally between cougars and those who just bought training bras), I do think some people tend to bash the movies and books simply because of the mass appeal. However, with that said, when I see Twilight fans sending ignorant hate mail, it just makes me want to mock them ceaselessly. Check out the email below, sent to George Roush of the website LatinoReview.com. If you’re having a bad Friday and need a good laugh, read Kayla Patterson’s words below or visit their website to see the email complete with attached images. Try not to punch your own loins in the process. Yes, she is that dumb. To whom this may concern: This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a &#8220;were wolf&#8221;. I don&#8217;t see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is &#8220;supposed&#8221; to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn&#8217;t come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man.  You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn&#8217;t even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks. FREAKIN LAUTNER DID!]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Review (Dan&#8217;s Take): Valentine&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 23:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With  no less than 20 billable stars and eight story lines, the humdrum Valentine&#8217;s Day is a marshmallow-fisted counter-attack against the cynical idea that &#8220;Love&#8217;s Day&#8221; is a corporate foisted, marketing driven excuse to steal money and inspire loveless singles feel bad about themselves. It&#8217;s a &#8220;one day where love conquers all and everyone gets their Valentine wish&#8221; movie. Or at least, that&#8217;s what the overly forced scripts tries to clobber home. Instead, Valentine&#8217;s Day offers a valentine box that&#8217;s not stuffed with homemade, handwritten tokens of affection, but their store-bought, shallow and emotionally truncated equivalent. So here&#8217;s a moment of uncomfortable truth: I wanted to see this movie. Buoyed by the prospect of cozying up to a cloying, feel-good American companion to Love, Actually, Valentine&#8217;s Day felt like a chance to take in a round of filmic comfort food. But at the end of its two hours, even my Lady-Friend, who attended the screening with me, was disenfranchised. &#8220;It was OK&#8221; isn&#8217;t a blushing, melting endorsement from a core audience member. As fun as watching 2/3 of People Magazine&#8216;s &#8220;World&#8217;s Most Beautiful People&#8221; should be, Valentine&#8217;s Day dilutes the experience in a tangle of plot thread overkill. Girl meets boy, but boy is married and only her best friend knows. Phone sex girl is in a new relationship but can&#8217;t bring herself to tell her new guy about her profession. Girl plans to give up her virginity&#8211; shenanigans ensue. News Reporter is assigned to cover Valentine&#8217;s day and discovers its true meaning&#8230; and more! In short, little kids crush, teens gush, working girls mope, Gen Xers waffle and old timers dance in the park. As balance, all these mini-tales haphazardly weave through the lives of &#8220;I&#8217;ve found the one!&#8221; school teacher Julia (Jennifer Garner) and &#8220;I lost the one!&#8221; floral business owner Reed (Ashton Kutcher). If you do the math, Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8216;s two hour ho-hummery gives&#8211;at most&#8211; 15 minutes of screen interaction per plot thread. When most films go the 90-120 minute distance to cover one romance alone, 10-15 minute vignettes (intercut with 8 more vignettes) just doesn&#8217;t give time to connect. Flatly directed by the affable Garry Marshall (Pretty Woman, Runaway Bride), Valentine&#8217;s Day is a movie that&#8217;s numerically engineered&#8211; a Warner Brothers/Valentines Day Marketers of America play at nailing down Valentine&#8217;s weekend with a can&#8217;t-miss date movie. And while that&#8217;s not a recipe for failure, a cadre of stars who dully interact in a story that&#8217;s all about matters of the heart shouldn&#8217;t be so manipulatively fabricated that it never finds one of its own. We&#8217;re shown what Valentine&#8217;s day is supposed to be, but we never feel it. And really, that&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8216;s biggest disappointment. In 120 minutes, the film never accomplishes what Google did in less than one. Coated in the impermeable plastic sheen of connect the plot dot and run-of-the-mill direction, all relationships must conveniently contort their resolutions to time demands. The movie incessantly spoon-feeds its audience greeting card shallow platitudes like &#8220;Love means...]]></description>
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		<title>Twihards, Behold! New Moon DVD and Blu-ray Coming in March!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Didn’t get enough of Jacob’s six pack abs or Edward’s hairy Milk Dud vampire nipples back in November? Well don’t fret, friend! The Twilight Saga: New Moon is hitting store shelves on DVD and Blu-ray on March 20, 2010! That’ll be a nice bridge for the Twihards who are fidgeting and antsy, either during class or while folding laundry, at the long gulf between the bleak month of January and June 30, 2010, when The Twilight Saga: Eclipse hits cinemas. The Twilight Saga: New Moon DVD and Blu-ray will feature audio commentary from director, Chris Weitz and editor Peter Lambert, as well as a six part documentary, rehearsal footage, three music videos and a leaked sex tape with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Okay, the last one was a lie, but wouldn’t that be cool? No, you’re right, I didn’t think so either.]]></description>
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		<title>Cougars and Teens Rejoice! Twilight Coming to IMAX!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, Nelly! Twihards are going to poop their pants over this news! Not only will fans of Edward Furrybrows, Jacob Wolfsack and Bella Sadpants be able to swoon and lust over their Stephanie Meyer-created crazy characters, but &#8211; BUT &#8211; they&#8217;ll be able to get their fix while watching The Twilight Saga: Eclipse on the very, very, very big screen of IMAX. Holy cuss! The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is directed by David Slade (30 Days of Night, Hard Candy) and continues the vampire-werewolf-depressed-chick saga started in Twilight and The Twilight Saga: New Moon. I don&#8217;t know much about the plot and I just had dinner, so I didn&#8217;t want to look, but something tells me that crazy vampire Victoria (this time played by Bryce Dallas Howard) will be out to get Bella, and Bella will still be giving Jacob the shaft whilst entertaining the pasty-skinned douche known as Edward. Everyone is telling me this one will have more action, too! Oh, boy! Can&#8217;t wait! Sigh. Please, Twilight fans, let me know if I got that right. I&#8217;m guessing I did.]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Review &#8211; The Twilight Saga: New Moon (C+)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:40:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The tidal wave of New Moon hysteria hit early this morning as thousands of women of all ages, along with 25 guys, streamed into screenings starting at midnight, all hoping the second film in The Twilight Saga would be as tasty or better than last year’s Twilight. Judging by the squeals and the oohs and the ahhs, I’d say 99 percent of the audience was satiated with enough gooey Edward and Bella romance to last until June 2010 when The Twilight Saga: Eclipse hits theaters. Me? I pulled my hood over my head and wept bitter tears for the unrequited love young Jacob must endure at the hands of that charlatan, Miss Swan. Of course, I kid about hiding my face in my hood, but don’t be mistaken. While the New Moon tsunami has landed and will leave with its pockets full of cash, there is another fierce storm blowing across the web, this one in the form of severe hatred of all things Twilight, specifically the fans and the newest film. This is nothing new, I suppose, whereas Stephanie Meyer has been called a hack from coast-to-coast, the most notable being Stephen King’s lambasting of Meyer’s skills last February in USA Weekend. King said, “&#8221;Both Rowling and Meyer, they&#8217;re speaking directly to young people&#8230; the real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephanie Meyer can&#8217;t write worth a darn. She&#8217;s not very good.&#8221; I know, I know – love it or hate it, everyone has the right to their opinion, but I can’t help but feel many of these critics and pundits are hating just so they can hold hands and sing an angry Kumbaya with the loud majority screaming about how Meyer’s Twilight universe is senseless, boring drivel. The noise is especially loud regarding The Twilight Saga: New Moon, directed by Chris Weitz (The Golden Compass). Amongst my Utah Film Critic’s Association brethren the film was pretty much blasted, most giving it a failing or average mark. As of this writing, on RottenTomatoes.com, the movie is earning a 30 percent fresh rating, with 40 fresh reviews and 93 rotten. Again, I’m not saying people should love the movie when it deserves to be punched in the crotch; all I’m saying is why the predisposition to levy spiteful anger at the franchise? (Check out Dan&#8217;s article below on the Twilight hatered.) At any rate, that’s enough of that – you get my point. As for the story and plot of New Moon, do you really need me to delve too deeply? If you’re a Twilight fan, you know what happens, if you’re not, you’re going to get a high school soap opera that dances between the worlds of humans, werewolves and pasty-skinned vampires. Frankly, as someone who has never turned a single page in a Stephanie Meyer novel, the movie is harmless, lighthearted and nothing more than a vehicle to narrate the central theme of Meyer’s story – love and romance, specifically told from the...]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Review (Dan&#8217;s Take): The Twilight Saga: New Moon (B-)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So now might be time to relinquish my right to continue as a bear wrestling, hairy chested, card carrying male. I unapologetically enjoyed New Moon&#8230; all in spite of itself. Qualified: &#8220;enjoyed&#8221; doesn&#8217;t mean squealing, wooing, heart-stopping delight, but rather pleasant surprise at Chris Weitz&#8217; relatively true handle on overwrought teen angst and the brief action beats that break it up.  In short, Weitz directs a film that, despite a ploddingly joyless eternal love between vampire Edward and heroine Bella (one that thankfully gets a breather for most of the movie), moves with enough humor, mild danger and character exposition to deepen and enliven a relatively shallow story. New Moon continues the inexplicable love affair* between a 100+ year old vampire and 17 year old girl, as Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattison) grimace and mope mushy one-liners back and forth while arguing over whether or not Bella should become a vampire. If love is as painful as Bella and Edward make it look, love blows. Conflict! After a birthday party mishap, Edward uncharacteristically tells Bella she sucks and he&#8217;s hitting the road for her own good. Bella, already an emotionally roiling kettle of bleary eyed stares, obsessive attachment and smile hating, descends into a love-coma and gives her friends, Dad, food and life the bird. When Bella does get back into the business of living without &#8220;Paley Von Palenheimer&#8221;, she finds Edward&#8217;s &#8220;ghost&#8221; appears whenever danger is near. Desperate for a daily hit off the Edward crack pipe, Bella gets crazy with stuff like cliff jumping and repairing motorcycles. The motorcycle time puts Bella in touch with her gearhead Native-American &#8211;and werewolf!&#8211; pal Jacob (Taylor Lautner). As the rule goes, when you&#8217;re not near the one you love, selfishly cling to the one you&#8217;re near. Sorry, Jacob. In the mean time, Jacob&#8217;s werewolf brethren feistily roam the forest chasing fire-haired Victoria, who&#8217;s stalking Bella to avenge her Man from the previous movie. This leads to a Romeo and Juliet twist of fate as Edward tries to snuff his sparkle in Italy. Apparently, that involves turning into stone and being snapped apart by the Volturi&#8211; a ruling vampire clan lead by Aro (played fop-hammy by a stalwart Michael Sheen). Of course, if you&#8217;re a Twilight fan, you know how all this goes down. If you&#8217;re not&#8230; do you care? Astonishingly, yes. But not for any obvious reason: the dour Edward and depressed Bella relationship is an absolute bore. Their melodramatics reach forehead-smacking heights (or lows), but looking back to my years of teen love/angst, I&#8217;m equally embarrassed and inclined to give their sap a pass. Teen love is never rational- it&#8217;s ridiculous, clumsy, intense and stocked with thirteen zesty flavors of cheese. Still, the two experience a world with no fun in sight&#8211; and that&#8217;s wearying. Where New Moon does stoke interest is in the developing relationship between Bella and Jacob, who totally thinks shirts are overrated and runs around without one through most of the movie. The choice has...]]></description>
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