twilight

Reneswhat?! Edward & Bella’s Spawn Now Online!

by Andy

Ever wondered what Edward & Bella’s half-vampire, half-human little girl, Renesmee (WTF!), would look like? I know I sure did and now I know! Below is the first-ever image of Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy) from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn...

Red Riding Hood Trailer is Twilighty and Kinda Lame

by Andy

Am I the only person in America who doesn’t see the appeal of Amanda Seyfried? I didn’t see Mamma Mia! (thank the LORD), so maybe I’m missing some perspective that is vital in my critique, but I have seen...

Proof that Twilight is Super Gay

by Andy

From the Files of Blah: New Twilight Eclipse Trailer Online

by Andy

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse got a brand new trailer today – unveiled on Oprah – and while there isn’t any “I’ll fight for you until your heart stops beating” lines of love from six-packed lycans, there are certainly enough...

Behold the Bland: New Twilight Eclipse Poster is 100% Lame

by Andy

I’m not a fan of The Twilight Saga, but this poster blows. I know, I know. I sound surprised. I’m not, but if I was a fan, I’d be disappointed. Plus, am I the only one who can’t figure...

Twilight Eclipse Trailer = More of the Same

by Dan

Twilight is what it is: Love it, hate it or care less. I don’t begrudge anyone their love for the series, but tend to hold coats in the “care less” line. The new trailer for the latest entry (directed...

Breaking News: 99.7 Percent of Twilight Fans are Morons

by Andy

I realize it’s easy and popular to bash the Twihards, Stephanie Meyer’s craptastic writing and the whole fabric of the Twilight universe, but while I poke fun at the fanbase (divided equally between cougars and those who just bought...

Devin Faraci’s Twilight Tantrum is Hilarious!

by Andy

I haven’t read one word of Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight series, but I have seen the movies and they’re nothing special. I have read two pages of Meyer’s novel, The Host, and I thought it was absolute poop. Not just...

Vampax: Twilight Tampons Give Me the Chuckles!

by Andy

Leave it to the folks at FunnyorDie.com to make the funniest Twilight spoof on the web. I shot Mountain Dew Code Red out my nose while watching this clip starring Brandon Routh (Superman Returns) and Martha Macisaac (Superbad).

Feeling Twi-Numb? This Video is For You!

by Andy

A little Twilight parody from G4TV that should have the Twilight and Edward Cullen haters feeling pretty happy. Happy Saturday!

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