THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY – PART I Teased in President Snow’s Icy Address to Panem

It makes me said to write the words “THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY – PART I,” because it reminds me too much of writing “THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN – PART I.” Nonetheless, I’d watch Jennifer Lawrence in THE HUNGER GAMES QUADRILOGY whilst being punched in the man parts by Jean-Claude Van Damme a million times before I’d suffer through one more minute of Stephanie Meyer’s cinematic crotch punch.

With that said, check out the minute-plus viral video below, where the salty and stern President Snow gives the districs in Panem a plain warning – don’t fight us. And a plain warning to Katniss: I’ve got your breadmaking boyfriend! Lord only knows what Peeta had to endure while hostage in the Capitol. Probably had to rub rose petals all over Snow’s calloused feet, or perhaps detangle his Santa Clause-esque beard each night before Snow got his beauty rest. Either way, we’ll find out come November 21, 2014.

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