Before I say anything about this movie, Midgets vs. Mascots, I have to warn you – this redband trailer is so very, very, very NSFW. It has boobs, thong-clad wannabe pornstars, simulated sex, midgets and hookers snorting coke and enough f-words to make Martin Scorsese blush.
Frankly, I had no idea this movie even existed until I read an article last week that detailed Scottie Pippen’s post-midget trauma due to his cameo in Midgets vs. Mascots. Apparently Mr. Pippen isn’t the only one traumtized, as Gary Coleman is considering a lawsuit to prevent his weenus from seeing any screen time.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say if you catch this in a theater (if it makes it that far) or rent this on DVD, you are an absolute gawking pile of garbage. I’m apologizing in advance for posting the trailer, as it shames me, but you have to see this to believe it. Just be prepared for tons of silicone inflated hoots and a crazy elf with coke dust in his mustachio.