Andy challenged me to post my own trailer (Did you miss me? No? Fine.), so here it is in all it’s excessively long-named glory. But first, four things.
1) Vampires are dumb.
2) John C. Reilly playing one proves it.
3) This vampire craze is about to implode– The Vampire’s Assistant may help.
4) Somewhere in the middle, I kind of laughed.