Twilight Prom Dress Unmitigated Proof the Apocalypse is Nigh

Listen, I’m no bully. I’m a nice guy. I love pretty much everyone (except for guys the farmer blow in the gym showers and the old grandpas at the gym who give me a hearty dose of Lord Sauron’s redeye whilst bending over two inches from my face as I tie my shoes). I would never bully a grandma riding the bus, or leave YouTube comments telling people to go kill themselves. Never ever.

But in the case of this Twilight-themed prom dress, I just have to say one thing: WTF? and HFS!

I don’t know whether to cry and build a storm/nuke shelter, or stand up and applaud heartily at this young lady’s obvious talent and serious devotion. I think I’d rather do the latter, especially considering it’s popular sport on the web to berate Twilight fans for their love of the movies, books and all things Edward, Bella and Jacob. I see no difference between the fans who will be lining up for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 and the legions of nerds who will be ¬†wide-eyed and salivating at this year’s Comic-Con. So, yeah, bravo to this chick for being one-of-a-kind and having no fear, especially in today’s climate of tear-you-down mercilessly behavior both online and off.

To see and read more about this pretty fancy dress, even though it is ushering in the return of Jesus, check out this link.

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