I despise George Lucas as much as Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader despises Obi-Wan Kenobi for causing him to have a crispy fried lava crotch in “Revenge of the Sith.” No amount of Viagra or cybernetic devices can ever take the depression of destroyed loins away. And as we know, depression hurts everybody. Hence Vader’s choking of minions, and his eventual killings of Kenobi and Palpetine. But I digress. Let’s get back to George. Here’s my beef: The Prequels are crap. I …
Author: Andy
I have two rules in life. Okay, wait, scratch that. I have more than two rules. I have lots of rules. Stuff like “only kick cats if I see them using my sandbox for a bathroom,” or “sugar-free Red Bull makes even the saddest of days bright,” or “white bread, bologna and lots of mayo is always a good idea” and “it’s okay to not shower on Saturdays and spend the entire day playing Guitar Hero on the XBOX 360.” …
As you know, both Dan and I (and Tyler Riggs) loved Disney/Pixar’s “Up” that debuted in theaters last weekend. I received an email from our friendly neighborhood Disney rep regarding some interesting tidbits about the movie. Take a gander at the list below and make sure to take your kids to see the show, it’s 1,000 times better than the “Night at the Museum” sequel. Supervising Technical Director Steve May and his team created a canopy of 10,297 balloons to …
Me, Dan and our good pal Nick are going to see this tonight for a little bromance and mantime. Yes, those are both one word. Anyhow, I have two thoughts: First, this looks pee-pee-in-your-pants-funny. Second, this is not safe for work! Buyer beware!
This is the only reason I watch the MTV Movie Awards – the opening skit (and the occasional gem of a skit during the course of the telecast). Anyhow, good stuff. Watch it below before YouTube and/or MTV pulls it for copyright violation! courtesy of MTV.com! MTV Shows
Another extended promo from The MTV Movie Awards, this one from Michael Bay’s “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.” Surprisingly, Bay himself and the goddess Megan Fox introduced the clip. Shia “No No No Wait Wait Wait” Lebouf was in his seat pondering the skinniness of his tie and the tightness of his pants while the clip went down. If you missed it, you can see the clip before. As for me, while I am excited to get my Autobot and …
The MTV Movie Awards were tonight and you didn’t miss anything. Between a few funny bits from Andy Samberg, Bruno (Sacha Baron Cohen) putting his butt crack in Eminem’s face and Megan Fox and Ana Faris serving as visual Viagra, you might have caught this extended clip from “The Twilight Saga: New Moon.” If you didn’t, you can see it below. My take? The CGI werewolf is lame and I’m also wondering with the emotionality of the Bella/Edward love affair is …
Hayden Panettiere, best known as the cheerleader Claire Bennet on NBC’s “Heroes,” is out promoting her new movie “I Love You, Beth Cooper” via Facebook MySpace and YouTube, inviting visitors to www.iloveyoubethcooper.com to upload a video of them saying something they’ve always wanted to say to anybody they wish. The confessional videos are titled “Beth Cooper Moment of Truth” and winners will have their confessions featured in “I Love You, Beth Cooper” TV spots. “I Love You, Beth Cooper” is …