Forget war, famine, economic catastrophe and global warming. The newest sign of the impending apocalypse is the fire “Fast and Furious” set to movie houses across America yesterday. Vin Diesel and Paul Walker’s return to the franchise propelled the movie to $30 million in ticket sales yesterday. In case you were wondering, that’s the biggest pre-May opening day since “300” back in 2007. It’s not hard to imagine “Fast and Furious” coming close to a $60 million weekend take. It’s also not hard to imagine Jesus unleashing fire and brimstone very, very soon.
Fast and Furious Signs of the Apocalypse
5 comments On Fast and Furious Signs of the Apocalypse
Vin + Paul = 2 hours of eye-candy…..
Vin + Paul = 2 hours of the crappiest acting you’ll ever see.
You’ve been busy! Also, I’d have to agree with Nick, sorry Sandy.
I have to agree with Jenny and Nick, Sandra. Paul and Vin = Poop.
Think of the children.
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